Mission: Get Your Vote Through The Sabotaged U.S. Mail System
Reward: 3200XP, 25x Democracy Restoration credits

Mission: Navigate Dunkin’ Donuts Pick-Up Area Without Coming Within Six
Feet Of Anyone
Reward: 1000XP, 1x Comorbidity Immunity Boost

Mission: Attach Masks to 25 Yelling, Sun-Damaged Karens
Reward: 800XP, all secret map locations for Irresponsible Brunch Bases revealed

Mission: Decode Incisive Sociopolitical Manifesto Behind Gen-Zer’s 15 Second TikTok Dance
Reward: 450XP, 1x gas can

Mission: Gather 15 Zoom Codes From Your Child’s Overworked Teachers
Reward: 500XP, 1x wine-in-mug refill, upgraded crafting speed

Mission: Listen To Phoebe Bridgers Alone And Cry
Reward: 50XP, restores Health and Brooding meters

Mission: Post 5 Useless Replies Begging For Help Under Politicians’ Tweets
Reward: 150XP, 1x SSRI refill

Mission: Buy The Correct Amount Of Toilet Paper
Reward: 250XP, restores Reputation meter. Attempted hoarding depletes Reputation meter and reverts progress to last save point.

Mission: Shield 3 Journalists From Physical Harm By Police At A Peaceful Protest
Reward: 600XP, Invisibility (To Data Collection) Power-Up lasts 2x longer

Mission: Don’t Throw A Big Outdoor Wedding During A Literal Pandemic. Just…Don’t
Reward: 0XP, You should just know this already.

Bonus: Collect 300 Democracy Restoration credits to unlock rare Quarantine 4PM Pajama Outfit

Bonus: Collect all 100 gas cans throughout map for Platinum “Fleeing Climate Refugee” Trophy