My name is Liz Arcury and I am a writer and comedian in New York.

Photo by Mindy Tucker, 2018. From Las Culturistas I Don’t Think So Honey! LIVE at The Bell House

FUN FACTS (For whenever any of those “Liz” trivia contests come up at a party. You’ll have the upper hand. Also, leave that party immediately and find new friends.)

• I lived in New Zealand for six months during college
• I grew up in Melbourne Beach, Florida, near the Kennedy Space Center but did not appreciate the coolness of that at the time
• The word “cop” is actually an acronym from old England meaning “Constable On Patrol”
• The plastic casings on the end of shoelaces are called aglets
• Attended Boston University
• Karaoke is fun and can only be ruined by pride
• I know every single word, inflection, and scoring to the musical CATS and to the movies Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
• You can contact me at liz.arcury@gmail.com!