SPONSORED POST by the Patriot Snowmen of America

As the liberal left takes over more and more media outlets each day to spew their pleas for “political correctness” and “not dying of frostbite,” I can only sit back and laugh at their childish naïveté. Coldness has always been around. It will always be around. No amount of regulation will remove all coldness from the planet Earth.

And yet, just like the predictable brainwashed little sheeple that we all know these glib libs are, every time 50 or more people die of pneumonia or hypothermia or from their nose freezing and falling off and the blood inside of their body becoming a cherry Icee, we see the same whines from these out-of-touch elites.

“Jackets should be legal to wear!”

“Call your Congressman to repeal the bill that requires all American citizens to stand outside in no more than government-sanctioned rolled-up Soffe shorts when it snows!

“The President is in the pocket of Big Sleet!”

Blah, blah, blah, blah. Uhh…do they really think we should be allowed to put on more clothes in the wintertime?! What are we, those crybabies in Finland?! Our great Founding Fathers did NOT build this beautiful country from nothing so that we could be bundled up and cozy like they are!

If they had it their way, the LAMEstream media would have you think that it practically snows every year! Around the same general span of a few months! !hen the Earth’s axis tilts our hemisphere away from the heat of the Sun!

GET THE REAL FACTS, AMERICA.

What these reverse-racist brainwashing victims don’t want you know is that the weather creates coldness. No human can control the weather; it was here before we were born and it will be here after we die. So there is NO POINT in wearing a JACKET when you FEEL COLD because there is still a chance of you FEELING COLD sometimes when you are wearing that jacket!!! What about that bare part of your neck that the zipper doesn’t quite reach?!? What about that couple inches of space in the sleeves that you can sometimes feel the air come into?!?

THE. COLDNESS. WILL. ALWAYS. FIND. A. WAY.

So suck it up, heatcucks. That’s how the world works. You ain’t gonna take away our Boreas-given right to kill hundreds of you at once by freezing your big toe off and letting that awesome-looking green infection from the dirty industrial melted snow-water seep into your bone marrow. This is what our brave fallen men have fought for.

Who’s with me?! This is OUR time. Sounds like these snowflakes need to learn to handle one of the undeniable features of living in the REAL WORLD: snowflakes.