7:00am: Wake up, remember employment, sit in wonderment.

7:30am: Accept inevitability of roommates seeing you without bra, walk to bathroom.

8:15am: Ride subway. Contemplate infinite paradox of machines v. man v. time v. nature v. bystander phenomenon, eat bagel.

8:50am: Arrive at office, fill communal Keurig water, feel indebted by everyone rest of day.

11:00am: Plan passive-aggressive remarks to button emails.

1:00pm: Walk out into world, realize not much better than indoor world.

2:00pm: Return indoors, delude self.

6:00pm: Ride subway, reminded of poverty.

8:00pm: Dinner, feel guilt for not writing, watch movie.

11:00pm: Feel guilt for not writing, watch other movie. Sleep after listening to “Titanic” score on loop.